Way To Make Yourself...

...a complete tool. You're quite photogenic, and here you go, increasing the exposure and gamma on your picture so people can't tell what your pretty face might look like. Not criticizing you...

...scratch that. I AM.

Be proud of that damn symmetry. Show off those proportionate eyes. You've stapled yourself as the photo-perfect high school senior. Not only that, but there's still a picture of you taking a picture with the most perfect backdrop of 'day-to-day school life'. It's a genius picture.

And I'm sick of the voices in my head telling me that my deep criticism is 'creepy'. Grow up.

...now if only we could fix that annoying voice of yours. And those Uggs - they gotta go too.