Yesterday, I was a beast.

Today, I'm mexican: working hard for very little money (that I found on the floor).

Yesterday, I went to a popular water park in the state. It's a breeding ground for hot women in bikinis. Upon going with a clan of 3 other white people, I noticed there were many of these hot women were looking in complete, polar opposite directions of us. It didn't hit me until we approached the wave pool...and there she was.

Pink bikini.

(Like a boss).

I joked that I should ask for her number.

Go figure, now it was peer pressure forcing me to get her number.

I walked up, (Like a boss) and asked for her number. NOTE: This is a FIRST in my life.

I got it moments later. It's 303, ***-**** (you think I'm that stupid?)

Anyways, she's very pretty. Turns out I picked the best one I saw that day.

BOSS LIKE A BOSS' BOSS.

Anyways, enough boasting. Tomorrow, I'll be filing for my own business license for BP rec. After that, I'll be hanging out in Denver, like another boss' boss.

Only downside to my water park visit? SUNBURN. So I called Banana Boat's bitch-ass up and demanded a refund. I got it (LIKE A BOSS WHO GOT FIRED AND HIRED BY THE COMPANY'S CEO'S HOT DAUGHTER DUE TO SEXUAL INTENTIONS...BOSS.)

I'll stop now.