Thursday, August 4, 2011

Another infomercial explained.

Would someone tell me that Light Relief actually has some form of scientific proof?

This ad from 2003 advertises a pad with LEDs (blue and red) brightly flashing and being held in close proximity to the skin.

I've heard there's some proof behind this actually working, but doesn't this just look like some other well-crafted miracle advertisement? There's gotta be some effect, right? I mean, let me get my bright LED flashlight on strobe mode and see if my sunburn goes away faster. If it does, I take back any negative thought I've had about this ad. Until then, I won't sleep.

Ever.

(I'm pretty tired. I should probably go to sleep.)

Oh...cute chick from yesterday? Yeah, she turns 15 today.

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Ewww. Dammit all.
I mean, seriously. I know 18 year olds that look half her age. WHAT THE HELL!?

I mean...creepiness aside, she's still cute. I was honestly convinced she was older.

I don't get out much, do I?

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