When you make an incomplete sentence like this on Facebook.

...it makes you no lesser a tool.

The amount of white whine on Facebook has been unprecedented.
Facebook refuses to let me update statuses (for the last 4 days)
(I feel as if it may be my own fault, however. Time to debug h4xx0r-style)

Also, I'd just like to thank the most special girl I know right now.

Yes, you. Thanks for making my senior year less alone. Without you, I'd be strumming lame 8th-note progressive house chords. With you, they're alive and magical.

Plus, your eyes are oceans. I can't see the end of them.

Gotta admit, it was a hit-or-miss. So far, it's hitting me right in the chest.