July, the Fourth (time being sick this year)

This is what I hate about being white: I get sick really quickly with no reason.

Did I wash my hands? Of course! Didn't make out with any sluts, did you? NO!

But I still get mono. What the crap!?

I can't look up at the blue sky and dream off into my charming fantasies of beautiful women because I'll cough out a lung if I tilt my head up that much. I can't even sleep more than 2 hours without waking up in a cold sweat. Even when I THINK about it, I cough unstoppably. I'm going to stalk, murder, and donate the organs of the person who gave me this. EVEN if it's a remarkably good-looking girl; she's gonna get it. I can't even think straight with this damn virus!

I didn't feel like Katy Perry this fourth. No firework...just being hot 'n cold.