When you make an incomplete sentence like this on Facebook.

...it makes you no lesser a tool.

The amount of white whine on Facebook has been unprecedented.
Facebook refuses to let me update statuses (for the last 4 days)
(I feel as if it may be my own fault, however. Time to debug h4xx0r-style)

Also, I'd just like to thank the most special girl I know right now.

Yes, you. Thanks for making my senior year less alone. Without you, I'd be strumming lame 8th-note progressive house chords. With you, they're alive and magical.

Plus, your eyes are oceans. I can't see the end of them.

Gotta admit, it was a hit-or-miss. So far, it's hitting me right in the chest.

Like my status? NO.

LMS for a TBH:

Lick my snatch for a triumphant big hard-on.

You're welcome, Internet. You're welcome.

-Mac

One helluva Saturday

From about 1400 (2 in the afternoon) til 000 (midnight), I was 'locked' in a room with a gorgeous blonde, handcuffs, and no awkward feelings towards each other what. so. ever.

By god, I'm a man.

The Fine Line

In life, there's that fine line between being cocky to set, independent thinking. Throughout my High School life, I've been taught to investigate both sides thoroughly and make a smart choice. While that is a smart way of approaching solutions, what happens when there isn't enough time for that? I'm afraid of becoming that mindless drone of which I fight against. I want to make the wisest decisions.

Where do I go from that?

Also, how does one approach that missing link fusing passion/emotions to catchy, short-spurt lyrics? Looks like everyone else has it down but myself.

Good example: "Please tell my lover I'm down on my knees and I really really miss you" - With You Friends - Skrillex.

- Super simple, yet when people wade through the mad sampling going on with it, they're in for the biggest surprise of their short-term attention span. How does it work!?!

This summarizes this week quite well.

There I was, sitting with my 6th hour class in the comp lab upstairs. Just about everyone was on Facebook or YouTube. It hit me that I was using the wi-fi to write my lab on google docs days before they hit me with TWO referrals and possible impeachment. Really now? It takes me ten seconds to change a wi-fi password, not two days. It most CERTAINLY doesn't take me "man hours" or making my faulty case more appealable to a non tech-savvy giant such as our dean to convey how 'powerful' I am. Next time, don't be so lazy as to not erase the password from the board and depend on the student to not use it. It embarrases me to even know our school administration isn't so professional itself.

Sincerely,

Your Student Council President