Thursday, June 16, 2011

Crime Pays

I gotta work out an awesome music video for this song. It deserves something more quirky than ever before...

Here's my thought:

The concept is a mockumentary on a con-artist. From the time he wakes up to the time he's snatching wallets, installing faux ATM card readers and camping out for unattended cars, the camera follows him closely and in second-person. One major concept I want to work out is identity theft, which this man is an absolute PRO at doing. (This will definitely make the audience have bittersweet ties with the 'protagonist') The con man doesn't acknowledge the camera man, but at many times, there's small things that point out his profession:

- He constantly wears Ray-Ban wayfarers when going incognito
- He signals the cameraman only when he does something mischievous
- Covering his tracks up is a must; he wears gloves when committing fraud/hats when under security cameras, etc.
- The camera does second-rotation clips on notices/collections from federal agencies/police
- Secretly, he has a family that he's left behind in his pursuit of the black-collar professions. A few clippets show family pictures and him stressing over them.

Many others I'll be sure to brainstorm. The gist of the plot is to show how he "gets away" with a life of fraud. I'm still in debate whether I let him live or die by the end of the video.

Regardless, I want the main character to look like one of the Blues Brothers. BADASS. Just sayin...gotta have the black/white suit and shades, at least.


Sunday, June 5, 2011

Better Than Her lyrics?

First Verse:

(think Uffie)

I see you looking at her, she's a class A diva
got a body to show and got some booty to please ya
waitin til you walk over, comb your hair, check your pulse
gotta give a first impression; that's what matters the most
and now she's blaring her name, she got no mercy for anyone
checks her texts, tilts her head up - hey it's so good to see ya
do me a favor, hold that thought, turn around and start walking
im just too good for you and it's complicated - missing something?

Second Verse:

Wow, damn. That was harsh. Got a fall back plan?
Maybe a day or two, that'll change her mind up by then
Over and over, you keep working that pathetic attack
You haven't got game to lose, but everything to react

Chorus:

(singing...better than kesha)

Maybe I'm better than, better than her,
Whatcha waiting for?
I'm better than, better than her - she got you hooked but im just
waiting for, waiting for you to take control of the game
whatcha got, whatcha gonna do?
i just wanna know

I'm better than, better than her,
Whatcha waiting for?
I'm better than, better than her - she got you hooked but im just
waiting for, waiting for you to take control of the game
whatcha got, whatcha gonna do?
i just wanna know


Not bad for a white kid in his teens making lyrics for his own album, right?
(echo)
RIGHT??