Oh, you.

So you feel superior?

That's nice. I don't see it that way.
/not-mad

Now, the bulk:
Yesterday, I met this girl. Theoretically, I've known about her for three days now, starting off when I became sound apprentice for Westy.

Tl;dr: She's now my girlfriend.

Non Tl;dr: The events leading up to that were meticulously planned out just so that'd happen. I upset some people, but I'm a human, and I'm not alone (and definitely not out to make a difference). It's too close to call to see if she's really someone that strings that right note with me. She speaks with conviction, and right now I'm not sure if that's my preference. Regardless, she looks like a mix between Pam from The Office and Bones. This is going to be fun!

If you ever read this, Eva, I swear you looked like someone who worked in the school and knew what they were doing - that, and miles out of my league. Thanks for doing what I probably would've been too shy to do.

Both ways, I feel fine.
Very fine.