Tired, sitting in front of my computer

Today, I went swimming, rose a crowd with just my words, came back home accomplished, and ate a full tub of fruit salad. It's 23:46. Tomorrow, I'm going to a big dragonboat festival by sloan's lake. Only reason for being there? I want to see the live stage they have prepared. That, and I'll be waking up at 7 (unprecedented).

Boom. I have as much productivity as a chief executive officer of a major banking finance; NONE.